Reading Ulysses in Montana #678

Cary pulled the thread, but he did not know the thread was attached to a magic carpet, so he was unprepared for what happened next.

The next-best thing to happen to Carrie was Cary giving her a ride on his magic carpet, but the following week she called to arrange another ride, and Cary never answered. Enter the next-to-last best thing. The fleas of counting sheep kept Carrie awake all night long–ever since the partially fateful magic carpet ride with Cary. But what really threw Carrie for a hoopla was when the sheep started counting her. She asked them how high they would count, and they said they would count until she fell asleep. Carrie said do you believe in countable infinities?

Cary realized he had slipped into the world of uncountable infinities and that it would take an infinity of lifetimes to train his sheep to count until he fell asleep, so the last best thing never happened again.

Being with Georgette #6

Georgette stood on the small bridge over the outlet of the lake. The fall wind rippled the water’s surface. It fluttered her skirt and wisped her long brown hair. She pulled my red and black checked flannel shirt tighter around her shoulders and leaned forward against the railing as I approached.

The wind at my back brought me closer to her with each stroke of the paddle.

Georgette smiled a smile full of teeth. She glowed like a reluctant angel unable to resist some unexpected charm.

I’ve been working on such spells since she returned to me this time, although her spells remain stronger than mine.

***

Georgette helped me pull the canoe up on the sandy beach just down from the bridge.

As I stoked the fire, Georgette said, “This shirt is permeated with smoke.”

I said, “It’s part of the standard-issue uniform they give you when you move up here.”

“Maybe I’ll just keep this one.”

“It looks good on you.”

She poked at the fire with a stick and said, “Did you catch any fish?”

“No.”

“Did you try?”

“Only enough to remember being here with my grandpa.”

***

And like that, Georgette was going away from me again.

The canoe wobbled as she shifted her weight to turn around and smile at me. She grabbed the gunwale until her world steadied.

“I’ll be right back,” she said, and she blew me a kiss.

Georgette fumbled with the paddle at first but soon found a smooth rhythm, and she set off across the now entirely placid lake.

You couldn’t tell the difference between the jagged, abrupt mountains and their reflections in the mirrored water except where Georgette’s wake revealed the substance of their dreams.

***

Beauty takes many forms and is often in the eye of the beholder. But absolute beauty also exists, and this scene is exhibit A.

As I tended the fire, it took all the magic I could conjure–and I had to borrow some of hers–to hold that world together until Georgette returned to me once more with her smile.

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Originally published March 30, 2020

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Reading Ulysses in Montana #238

Yellow fronds of lily ponds devoured the least innocent end of the dark side of the rainbow.

Or as Ginger believed, in the last thrill of George’s comical pill, obnoxious to the end, the beginning, and through to the end all over again. Great lumps of pirate dust scattered across the false steps of the gloomy universal universe, universally. Contrary to unpopular opinion, the gates of chicken wings closed a moment too late, and the buffalo sauce fled into the pedal of permafrost across the contemporary fluids gathered in a congregation of misbegotten hobgoblins. The poem ends where the novel begins, which is why the language of the music of the spheres stopped in their tracks the moment a momentous occasion flattened into the eye of the beholder.

George gave Ginger a bouquet of yellow fronds, but they wilted in her everlasting glory. Abruptly.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #467

Martha’s crystals, barren like the surface of a surfing surfactant, joined the long legs of prosperity to the enthralled thimble of everlasting castles in the tower of destiny.

Hours passed by the station like a flashlight on a Pullman car, knowing not how to pull off the spontaneous simultaneity because Albert was watching a little too closely, and thinking a little too dearly. Yearly auctions satisfied Martha’s falsely emergent behavior, narrated increasingly as a licensed modification concerning the salient point sticking out a little too far for everyone’s comfort. Kings foretold of Martha’s brother, who would bother to send an innocent accusation into the hearts of traitors everywhere and devise devices that avenged the verdict of thunder and the clemency of gold for blushing mutinies of the spirit.

Duty drove Martha to the station to collect the barren crystals, but the wishful thimble had lost all frame of reference.

Being with Georgette #5

The tempest had passed, and Georgette had finally gone outside to air her grievances to her sunflowers. She always says they listen better than I do.

The rain had not yet stopped, but it had slackened to a drizzle.

I hesitated before entering her studio, but someone had to face it sooner or later, so I went in.

Canvases were torn and strewn about the room. Paint brushes were broken into two and sometimes three pieces. Paint oozed from crushed tubes.

One painting remained intact. On the easel was my favorite so far, the one with the dog under the tree by the lake.

A palette with fresh globs of paint remained untouched on the table by the easel.

The rest of the room was in shambles.

***

You need to make her clean it herself. You need to hold her accountable for her actions.

But she is not a child. She is who she always has been, and you’ve always accepted every part of who she is. You believe in grace and mercy and compassion.

***

I began cleaning the room.

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Reading Ulysses in Montana #638

Certified embankments embarked on a journey of self-discovery into a long day of nights, at least as far as Toni was concerned.

Toni filled the abyss of meaninglessness with paper clips and Styrofoam packing peanuts–unshelled of course. Enter sandman’s alter ego and that sets everything right. Contenders contended for the contentious prize, lollygagging and loitering with harmless bowls of soup and nuts, like Toni with her packing peanuts. Guilty meditations on the shores of the Mediterranean looked with foolish eyes at the bacon on the platter, supine and relaxed with an angle of repose even Stegner would admire clumsily, measuring distances with the malice and villainy of a weeping droid-turned-drone.

Toni embarked on an embankment of Jill’s last sweater, but the warmth of the local tide warmed all boats.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #355

Assertive kernels of kandy korn tasted the fruits of their labor and swallowed the story hook, line, and sinker.

Ginger helped Eve give Jodie a transparent ruse along the Danube in a flat-bottomed boat that makes the waltzing world go wow! Princesses lined the banks to watch the procession of fools filter an equivalence of a hundred years worth of anxiety through Ginger’s strainer of compunction. Jodie said but the spine of my book has the soul of a thirty-year old joke, stale this past quarter-century. Sir told Eve to be brave and cast the last chord of defiance in the key of D-minor, obliged to flatter the licentious censure, tonsured the same quarter-century as the stale joke and flailed ale.

Proper peaches passed, chided, across Jodie’s bow, enduring Ginger’s longing looks at George’s poverty of opinions, wounds of pity, and kandy korns of scoffing.

Being with Georgette #4

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“The Banquet”, by Rene Magritte

Being with Georgette #4

And on other days, Georgette sits in the chair opposite the west window and watches the sun set.

I sit at my desk and watch Georgette.

Her face remains impassive, but her eyes betray her moods: now serene, now pensive, now contemplative, now vacuous.

I draw a breath to speak, but Georgette cuts me off.

“Don’t complicate things,” she says.

I let the remark pass in silence, and I return to my writing.

***

Sunset turns to dusk turns to twilight, and the room is too dim for writing.

I won’t turn on my lamp until she leaves the room.

The yellow, pink, orange, and red shades of sunset melt behind the western hills.

Georgette is transfixed.

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Reading Ulysses in Montana #246

Barbara tasted the hinge wood that binged on the existential films of Rock Dickson, making the Kool-Aid another flight in her fancy.

Fancy pears endeared the little ones to the notch in the mountain pass above the village of annoyance, but the fishing was good, and the dinner was warm, and the cup ran away with a doll in a bad mood rising.

Apprising Barbara of the sticky situation, the postman delivered the news about the syrup truck having lost its brakes coming down the mountain road into the village of annoyance. Barbara said but where’s the pun. The postman said there is none. Barbara sniffed with an air of indignity and said I had syrup on my pancakes for breakfast this morning. The postman said the truck full of hinge wood also failed to arrive safely down the mountain.

Barbara said now all is lost, and she stared off at the noon sun in mild despair.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #243

Entrained jello pops hold together better than a trained elephant in a circus full of monkeys–to the delight of all the children in the crowded crowd. And George.

Ginger would have none of the half-baked cookies wookies bring her from Kashyyyk. Why? Three of them, to be exact. I forgot where you were going with this, but later you will understand, as long as George and Ginger keep their blinders on and the horse fills the kettle to the brim a moment before it reaches the boiling point. But of course at that altitude, the boiling point is lower than you think, and so boils over an instant before you expect, and that extinguishes the fire, and the frog escapes into the frying pan. Hot tubs, on the other hand, do the same for you, if George and Ginger would have it any other way.

Entrainment changes all, and jello pops burst your bubbles every last stinking time.