Grabbed by the seat of their collective pants, the enlightened zombies were thrown into the deep end of the pool table, but they didn’t know how to break dance, so they waltzed their way to Tennessee and reminded the showgoers what life was like before fat Elvis forgot to leave the light on for you, and Tom Bodet shimmied the Haka to the beat of Love me Tender ’cause he was no one’s teddy bear when it came right down to the end of the line as sung by a supergroup of granny groupies riding souped up camels (the camels smoked Marlboros) and what that had to do with British aristocratic houses, not even Colonel Tom Parker understood–nor did Colonel Sanders for that matter, but Kentucky had separated from Tennessee long before the jail house rocked me Amadeus.
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Reading Ulysses in Montana #123
The speed of light yellow flabbergasted the gas lights in the streets of ancient Houston.
Sharp hallways of the hallowed dean’s college made a collage of carbon and hydrogen in a heterogenous collapse of the receding elements cum laude con carne. Henry swore the dagger to secrecy and sauced the victor’s boxen gloves of boxwood mouths prattling on about the histories of damage done to leering beasts and fearing feasts forged in the mettle of Swiss cheese. Judgment notwithstanding. Creeping ordinances ransomed the fretful sovereignty of Elysium whether Henry understood or not with anchors replacing the albatross to much relief and meditations fraught with anxiety toward anxious purges.
Henry turned down the gas light one more notch and the believers said yes, a thousand crowns, one more time before the slippage proved too obvious and delicious.
Reading Ulysses in Montana #576
Or the way the bowls of milk stood up to the bulls of silk, gathered tightly around the nightly lamp of juice and justice.
Ginger filtered the entire mess into this and that publishing contract that George had succumbed into a misuse of the word, but somehow it worked anyway–for a time–until they forgot all about what he was trying to say, and then it didn’t matter anymore–as if it ever did. Or didn’t. Nutmeg in bloom, Ginger assumed the argument from Ancient Greece could carry a tune along the potions of pellets disguised for such a purpose. But no more. No less. The planetorium fell into conjunction with the aquarium, denying Ginger’s awe over George, helming the opposite faction of fractions, deliberately.
Ravished bowls of silk and bulls of milk braved the hazards of the babbling dreams with courage and harkened heirs.
Being with Georgette #11
The small trailer hitched to my truck bounced over the potholes in the grocery store parking lot.
“Careful,” Georgette barked. “That’s my stuff.”
“Why are we stopping here?” I asked. “We can come back after dropping off your stuff at your school.”
“Turn off the engine.”
I turned off the engine.
“I’m not going to school this year.”
“So why did I bring you up here?”
Georgette said, “I’m going away.”
A bird landed on the hood ornament of the truck.
“With someone?” I asked.
“Yeah.”
I honked the horn, and the bird flew away.
“Someone else?”
“Don’t say it like that.”
***
I unhitched the trailer and blocked its wheels.
Georgette stared straight ahead when I got back in the truck.
“When will he be here?”
She looked at me and said plainly, “You don’t have to wait.”
“I’m not leaving you alone in a parking lot with your trailer.”
Georgette said, “Please don’t make a scene.”
“I’m not making a scene.”
“I mean when he gets here.”
“I never make a scene.”
“I know.”
“But you always tell me to not make a scene.”
“I know.”
“I won’t make a scene.”
“I know.”
***
We ate burgers in the truck as the sun went down.
Georgette said, “Don’t tell my dad.”
“What will I say at Christmas?”
“He’ll know everything by then.”
“What about Thanksgiving.”
She said, “Don’t go home for Thanksgiving.”
“I have to go somewhere; they close campus.”
“You can come stay with me. With us.”
“He must be quite a guy.”
***
At eleven-thirty I said, “My dorm closes at midnight.”
“No it doesn’t.”
“I can call the floor advisor, but they won’t let you in.”
“Why would I need in?”
“He’s not coming.”
“He’ll come.”
***
At dawn, Georgette said, “Have you slept?”
“A little.”
“When does your dorm open again?”
“Seven.”
“I’ll sleep when you’re in class.”
“My classes don’t start until tomorrow.”
“Can you drive me back home today?”
“Why don’t you just go to school? Your classes start in two days.”
“I thought our schools started the same day.”
“No.”
“That explains it then.”
“That explains what?”
“He’ll pick me up today. We were a day early.”
***
By three in the afternoon, he had come and they had gone.
I didn’t make a scene.
I stopped by her college to see if they cared to know she wouldn’t be attending.
Outside the administration office was a table scattered with a few name tags of the freshmen who hadn’t yet arrived for orientation–and at least one who never would.
I took Georgette’s name tag and tore it in two.
A sweet voice said, “That’s mine.”
I turned around.
She was taller and darker than Georgette.
I said, “You don’t look like Georgette Jaynes.”
“I’m Georgette Gray.”
I put the two pieces of torn paper together. In a smaller font, centered under the large first name, was the last name “Gray”.
The name tag for Georgette Jaynes stared at me from the table with the same screaming silence Georgette had mastered long ago.
I handed Georgette the pieces of her name tag and tore the other one to bits, muting the silence.
“Were you waiting for someone?” she asked.
“I’ve learned not to wait. I just exist while others are deciding when to show up.”
She smiled and said, “Do you believe in happy coincidences?”
“No,” I said, unable to return her smile. “But that doesn’t stop me from pursuing the interesting ones.”
And that is how I ended up with two Georgettes in my life.

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Originally published May 10, 2020
Reading Ulysses in Montana #668
The cars on the brick highway had premonitions of premeditated temptations which led Carrie to the edge of the abyss of meaninglessness gone awry like wild turkey on rye–on or off the rocks, according to your pleasure.
Carrie spread the finer mustard across the granite counter top, flogging the knocking horridscope onto the left-most antipode, ambidextrous nonetheless and farther afield than you might think. All thumbs and accidents of warts awarded the latest toaster over to Carrie’s last dance with the granite counter top, often riding the bus, sitting in the green seat, to the kneeling statue of Cary’s entire fleet of favor. Carrie gave Cary a clue and said see what you might have missed if you had let your premonitions run away with your temptations. Cary smiled and said nothing (because Cary was a mannequin).
On the way home on the bus, sitting in the red seat, Carrie conjured up a jar of tomato mustard and dreamed what she could do with her bedroom mirror.
Reading Ulysses in Montana #451
Ginger stood and lifted the stifled rifle to the top of the Eiffel Tower’s lowest setting to the right of the neighborhood watch party.
George said he didn’t mind as long as the fleet of empty dignitaries fluttered a fortune of mints into the storm drain of restraint. Faint streaks of deliberate light enlivened the proceedings of the fleeting miscues of Ginger’s first three cats, bats being a little too considerate for such purposes. Along and until the repaid plains of Spain emptied their Georges into the gulf of Ginger’s fried potatoes, nothing could trespass that would lead to a more fortuitous conclusion–Ginger’s driveway notwithstanding.
George stood up and helped Ginger grind the rifle against the top of the Eiffel Tower, but the snow started to fall, and the French snow globe had shattered into a number of poems that refrained from all the mornings of the world catching up with them by breakfast in light of all tomorrow’s parties.
Reading Ulysses in Montana #521
Charles succumbed to the paraphrastic logic of three weasels and a garrulous ferret where the trees were concerned.
Derogatory sentences are taken to the woodshed and occasionally pandered to in an infinite variety of the parlor judge–plastered summons not withstanding. Pebbles of rattling sapphires and sticky florins of joy jilted the emphasis on luck’s winners at the tipster’s banquet with a fillet of velvet wrapped about Charlene’s wobbly neck–severe in seven graces and thirteen kisses besides. Scandalously eloquent. Burdens of high sparks weaseled the tasty sapphire across Sapphireshire with new editions usurping the company daily.
Honored doilies buried the news of melancholy and pride sought out by Charles and Charlene as far as the eye can see-or at least believe–with dishes overthrown a yard too soon.
Being with Georgette #8

I was the only one around the day Georgette’s mother died.
Georgette was away at her private school, which would be in session for another week, while my public high school had already let out for the summer. Georgette’s father and my mother were both at work.
I was mowing our front yard and had waved to Mrs. Jaynes when she passed by on her walk.
Only when I made a turn and was mowing back toward Georgette’s house did I see Mrs. Jaynes lying broken in the middle of the road.
***
She was still breathing when I arrived.
“I’ll go call the ambulance.”
“Don’t leave me here,” she said.
“I shouldn’t move you.”
“Don’t let someone else hit me.”
Continue Reading!Reading Ulysses in Montana #422
The skin for the win with verve swerved into the banks of the Euphrates River in denial of glib vials of ancient history.
The mystery resolved itself without a big reveal revealing the tater tots and boisterous forms of disbelief suspended these eighty-thousand years since the dawn of ancient moons. Fortune flavors the cold drafts under the other side of the pillow at night in the night of all nights and the flight of all plights. Phlegmatic specimens of entire donor classes cleared the glasses under foot like that anxious scene in that Bergman film in black and white and red all over technicolor feeder rights. Contrary to popular belief, relief was just a motion away in the way of Steve Gadd and of all flesh, hanging like that portrait of Florian Hay, but a little too late for such reunions.
The verve dissipated and peace descended on all nieces, wheezing from April pollen and May fallen.
Reading Ulysses in Montana #301
A calamity of clams calmly made the grievous error of consulting the vat of cocktail sauce, indeed and exceed.
Futility marked the foretold wealth of the nature of blisters and scallions–asleep these three thousand years–monstrous in all malingering. Half-placed drums and quarter-barreled trumpets committed the cardinal virtue of sparing the tilted banquet of affordable sands and Swiss health. Surrender, but don’t forget who’s taking you home to first base while I know steals the third path to merry second. Exceeding annihilated essence of preternatural nature, a gallon of formaldehyde is worth an ounce of prevention–at least if you know what you are trying to prove and especially if you are trying to prevent something miraculous.
That’s what the clams would say anyway in the way clams say what they say in the face of a nuanced calamity.











