Cityscapes, Country Roads #33

Like in Antalya, where George spent the night waiting for her flight to arrive, and, in the morning, finding her and saying hi.

The drive to Kemer reminded him of now Santa Monica, now Redondo Beach, now La Jolla, but with the sea on the other side. The other side of the car, the road, the other side of her. The sunrise side.

Palm trees and cargo ships. Past Kemer, over the hill and down into Çamyuva where a week of days and nights awaited him, her, them.

Days later, the excursion farther south along the Med. She said some millennia ago, Alexander the Great and his army camped right here. She would know. George just saw trees, rocks, sea. He saw her. Over the pass, down along the large, low greenhouses growing tomatoes. Finike. Over more mountains.

A boat launch in Kaş took them out to the submerged Greek ruins in Plexiglass-bottomed boats. They shared a snack on a tiny island in the half-shelter of a half-ruined closet-sized temple.

On the way back, they stopped in Demre for St. Nicholas church (under extensive remodel) where she prayed (for George’s soul, also under extensive remodel), and then they ate the best meal of the trip in an open-air cafeteria, set up to feed many bus loads of tourists daily.

Back in Antalya at the end of the week, awaiting clearance for takeoff, George looked out his passenger window and watched her flight climb high into the blue sky until it was just a speck. And then nothing.

George closed his eyes and remembered holding hands at the center of the Roman amphitheater in Myra. Her hair wisping in the wind. Her eyes glinting with the setting sun. Her luscious lips parting as she breathed the word, “No.”

Originally published November 24, 2024

Navigating a mocked spleen

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Reading Ulysses in Montana #120

A lazy shot of Rose Law gave help to the sphinx-riddled face of Paris Hand in her hard protest, in press, in favor of the prime shoulder.

Paris told Mr. O her spleen was in his gasp–or grasp–whichever he preferred.

Mr. O sighed on his tiptoe a weak breath of fresh air. The mockery in Finland announced his gentle art with a sweep of his muse.

Loose. Loose literature is loud enough for Paris to protest in her youthful deeds. And the gate to the park had talent to spare.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #597

The free parameters were no longer free, but they were cheap–cheaper by the dozen, or by the tens as spoken in metric-speaking countries.

Regaining solid footing, the feet entered into competition with the late-arriving souls, lost on their return from Machu Picchu, the Panama Canal having gone to the ball game for a brief tour of duty. Corresponding rules of particularly proper rank harmonized with the layer of crystal in the distal colon, around three o’clock in the evening. Injected seas into the parapets of offence caused plenty of trouble for the partial parameters differentiated from the colorful mutt on Saturday morning cartoons. Miraculous weather and innocent doubts abound in the outfield under the spectatorship of the Suez, at three o’clock in the evening.

Water stroked the shore with an isle of corn plantations until the plaster lost its buried knees aloft.

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Harold heralded the hounded mouth of Flemish faces, unresisting one idea for another.

Bunches of flowers bunched up in hunches of bananas laid bare by the hare of Haverstrom Circus–elephants included in carnal throstle. Morning nudged at begrudged judges of Bournemouth, and old men tendered their pennies for a roll of the dice. Ignorance to the contrary, the pastries bamboozled pure joints of mutton and sharp fibers of etymology as prim as a pram. Friars of gold and silver, that is. Warrants of opposite kinsmen singularly availed themselves of Woodcock gin, blowing their weekly salaries on austere humors of state, having come from softer climes.

Yellow stockings heralded Ginger’s memories of Harold, but Walloons thought better of it.

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Like I know the hairs on the back of my hand sticking up for the poor and downhearted railroad from the station at the end of time to the roundhouse of last year’s chaff.

Chalk walked into a bar and said, Hay, who put that bar there? Hay said Hey! out loud so everyone looked at it as it pointed slowly at the trailer full of hay making its way down the highway, the hay highway. Good grief laughed, but bad grief said, Good grief, why do you have to do that every time? There was total silence, like in a movie just before a bomb goes off. Then a bomb went off, and everyone–Chalk and Hay included–said Hay! we don’t know whether to call it good grief or bad grief.

Like I know Charlie would have a cow if Lucy jumped over the hay diddle diddle.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #663

Nailed precursors of empty foghorns frittered away their apple-a-day until the doctors went out of business.

Fog hats, on the other hand, footed the bill for a neck of pheasants in full throat with the day of deliberate deliberations coming regarding the mess in the courtyard, but the mess in the barnyard was left undiscovered until the country of travelers’ bourns bore fruit of the next generation. Migrations were up for grabs, but the gauntlets gathered garlands and laurels of canyons in their mighty fists, and furious boughs and frivolous cows emerged from their long winter of ecstasy with their dignity intact but their honor in tatters–according to the zebras, that is–but the optometrists had been delayed at the border, so one cannot judge too harshly.

Making amends brought amens to a close, and the tailor’s closed clothes closet bespoke for no one.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #426

Ample samples of unscattered ampules amplified the daily needs of a murder of crows counting black leggings in an ambush of lemmings.

Ginger said I am not afraid to forego standard punctuation. George said what. A dozen canaries harried the postman–having had to ring thrice four days in a row–on his way to the forum of hippos at the hippodrome of Hippolyte. Parasites persist in the effulgence at the intersection of civilization and culture in the coroner’s affair of lollipops and despair. Desperate measures call for time outs with four yards to go in a cloud of mighty dust mites coughed up in an ecstasy of gold, digging for a dozen lifetimes because the shipment of bean bags had run amok among the mockery of pigeons.

A game of corn hole notwithoutstanding, the judge declared Ginger the winner despite her collection of mispronounced punctuation, and George was sore amused.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #574

The tryst in Trieste was a treat for sore feet having walked across a frozen Lake Constance in a leaking row boat all along the watchtower.

At the end of the befuddled mud puddle of muddled mutants, Papa cast a line across the river and into the Garden of Eden. The observations of honored furniture became the operative activity in the days before all concern over and under the opposition to justice and rule of flaws in the architecture. Negligence was nothing compared to the complete cacophony of phony phone booths, wearing boots on the wall like a liquored up skunk in the outfield. Tongues of ice and bearers of curses angered the flavor of the month club with wounded conscience and tattered soles of their espadrilles.

Deliverance came with a fee, but the driver stalled at the on-ramp of destiny, and the furniture languished for all eternity.

Reading Ulysses in Montana #682

The end.

Numbers of numbers enumerated the flawed possibilities of awed awnings aligned in bitter contempt against the filtered followers of patio umbrellas.

Fellas, how long will the throng of entire monuments to sadder days and madder heights trip over the rip in the tipped over carpet, they sang in unison. Ginger curled her hair to the thump thump thumping of George’s favorite radio playing unconstrained qualities of merciful aromas–benightedly.

Taking it all with a grain of salt, the sand flowed into and out of the hour glasses littering the menagerie of Kentucky Bill. Ginger scoffed. George wafted. The awning yawned at yet another neat trick of the establishment to prolong the day of disaster one more day and one more day yet again.

Enumerated possibilities numbered the numbers of disbelief and concerned themselves awl over again.

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The Painted Word #41

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Don’t write what you know. Start with what you know and invent from there. (Ernest Hemingway)

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“The cat sat on the mat” is not the beginning of a story, but “The cat sat on the dog’s mat” is. (John le Carré)

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