Reading Ulysses in Montana #462

Unnatural causes filled the teakettle to the brim an hour before Mary believed only three eggs were necessary for two batches of cookies.

Tents in the concrete river proved the undoing of the eager doers who had little else to do with Mary’s time. Martin told Mary. Mary told Martin. They told each other and then went their separate ways, aloft went one and aloof the other. Chili peppers and candy canes came to the end of the pier where fair transactions of water and wave gifted the clouds a bounty of Mary’s seashells and Martin’s taps.

Mary gave Martin a hammer, and the hammer gave Mary a martin. The martin flew into the nearest tree and then off into the sunset. But the hammer never flew anywhere. It sat sincerely in Martin’s toolbox until the end of time itself. Hillsides shuddered with mirth when the tree tops split open and released the martins of freedom.

Mary climbed the nearest tree and filled it with a dozen unnatural causes–with Martin’s bemused approval.

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Reading Ulysses in Montana #235

Moths destroyed the rust that had decayed on the deck of the floundering ship of fools for nearly three decades of overuse and undercarriage.

To arms with less assertive monikers, we bedeviled the weevils of Wasserstrom while the lamp of Damocles could bear it no more. Under the weight of studious expectations, Jennifer goaded the slumbering flapjacks to minstrel life and sang along with her clarinet buzzing a finer tune than you ever thought to ask for. The moths were nothing compared to the rust the Goths brought along in their cat-drawn carriages and silken pajamas. They had a leg up when pajama day was announced on the battlefield, but they were unprepared for the brutal marshmallows the moths surrendered into their midst.

So Jennifer asked if she could be entrusted with the next meal of corn and flapjacks, saying she could muster all the fancy syrup the Goth moths would need to carry the day all the way back home to Norman’s mother.