Reading Ulysses in Montana #392

The shutter shuddered to think what might dart out the window if Dorothy would only lift the latch three times.

Dusty, grimy Dorothy whimpered in bed at the thought of a shuddered shutter that needs its latch lifted three times–or maybe she was whimpering whimpers of joy because yesterday he didn’t and today he does. Or rather yesterday she thought he didn’t and today she understood he had all along the quietly flowing Don flowing home to the sea. Dorothy and Don made quite a pair whether placid or plastered. Plaster of Topeka was not quite as effective as plaster of Madrid, but it would do to keep the house together after its return from the Dark Side of the Rainbow. The Munchkins had graduated to Lilliputians, and the Lilliputians to Hobbits, although Gulliver and Gandalf had nothing on the little man behind the curtain.

Hard to tell if some famous animation company could make something of a character called “Professor Marvel”.


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10 thoughts on “Reading Ulysses in Montana #392”

    • Delving Yardbarker April 17, 2024 / 9:15 am

      It does it!

      • Matthew Laney April 17, 2024 / 9:41 am

        Like the Sandman says, “That’s some tasty Shashlik!”

      • Delving Yardbarker April 17, 2024 / 9:46 am

        We’ll always have borsch.

      • camilla wells paynter April 18, 2024 / 12:14 am

        Borscht? Barszcz? We’ll always have it, anyway. It says so in the Bible: “The borsch you have always with you.” Or was it, “Use the Borsch, Luke”? I can’t remember.

      • Delving Yardbarker April 18, 2024 / 8:15 am

        Czar, tzar, царь :: borshch, borsch, borscht, борщ! Luke, Acts, Borsch. The trilogy was truncated at the Council of Nicea. Constantine knew how to use the Borsch.

      • camilla wells paynter April 18, 2024 / 9:37 am

        He was that kind of царь. He had to beet the barbarians somehow (you knew it was coming). Anyway, now it’s Istanbul. 🙂

      • Delving Yardbarker April 18, 2024 / 10:49 am

        Yes! The beetings had already bypassed Byzantium.

  1. Shaharee April 17, 2024 / 9:34 am

    Professor Marvel could be portrayed as a wise and eccentric inventor who discovers a hidden realm filled with magical creatures and ancient mysteries.

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