The only 5 writing rules you’ll ever need!

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The Painted Word #41

Leave a comment with the advice you have the most trouble with. (Click an image for an Amazon link to a book by the author.)

1.

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Forget grammar and think about potatoes.
(Gertrude Stein)

2.

Don’t write what you know. Start with what you know and invent from there. (Ernest Hemingway)

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A whole is that which has a beginning, a middle, and an end. (Aristotle)

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“The cat sat on the mat” is not the beginning of a story, but “The cat sat on the dog’s mat” is. (John le Carré)

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5.

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There is no secret to success. Rise early and work hard. That’s the only secret. (Phillip Glass)

BONUS!

A real writer doesn’t need lame advice from other writers. (William Shakespeare, maybe)

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Leave a comment with the advice you have the most trouble with.


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80 thoughts on “The only 5 writing rules you’ll ever need!

  1. Jeff Cann July 1, 2025 / 11:47 am

    I have no problem forgetting grammar, but I’d rather not think about potatoes.

  2. dalton perry July 9, 2025 / 8:22 am

    Never pay to play, just play for pay.

  3. howard johnson April 6, 2026 / 8:59 am

    So a life can’t be a whole, a work of art; it is only presence. But while experiencing life you can copy a bit of it outside of your life, decide its boundaries and new location, and call it art—a symptom, sublimation, simile, synechdoche, suppliment—or a shart!

    • Rick Mallery April 6, 2026 / 12:51 pm

      Just don’t call it late for dinner!

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